![]() ![]() "Ninja Turtles" is the kind of bad movie so lazy that you cannot even find a way to laugh at its incompetence. Instead of ripping off Transformers "Ninja Turtles" is exploring new ground by ripping off " The Amazing Spider-Man". The Turtles are mutants again, as the trailers were all to proud to point out, mocking the idea of alien ninjas*. What has our victory gotten us? Well, " Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" looks nothing like a Transformers movie, or even a Michael Bay movie. Thanks to production issues and negative public reaction, that old version of this movie was thrown exactly where it belonged, in the trash. The Internet reacted probably in the most appropriate way, by rioting furiously from the safety of their deskchairs. The Turtles were aliens, April O'Neil and Casey Jones were in highschool, and to accommodate Bay's military fetish, Shredder was a Colonel in the US Army involved in a dark evil conspiracy. Just cross out "robot" and put "turtles". copycatting the plot of the Michael Bay Transformers movies, essentially word for word. It was not long until this truly creative project had its original spec script leaked out to the public. A few years ago, it was announced that Michael Bay's production company, Platinum Dunes would break out of its usual forte of trampling over classic horror films with mindless remakes, and would instead jump into a new original project of: trampling over an 80s cartoon with a mindless blockbuster reboot. ![]()
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